September 2011
30 posts
“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; give him a fish restaurant and he eats for...”
“Life lesson: never ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you can see the baby’s...”
“You should put a mirror in every room of your house to help keep you focused on...”
“If you’re working at a chocolate factory and the conveyor belt starts speeding...”
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“Anything is possible! I just caught a fly with chopsticks! Wait…...”
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“Call me crazy, but I still get a chill up my spine every time I’m hooked...”
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“Think of yourself as a real-life
Ms. Pac-Man; eat healthy food
(like cherries)...”
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“When life gives you lemonade, make… damn, what can I make out of lemonade?”
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